What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
An insect who can find its way around a dark closet!
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
Because rolling stones gather no moths!
What is a myth?
A female moth!
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see the floor show!
What’s the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth!
Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything!
What pillar doesn’t need holding up?
A caterpillar!
What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow!
What’s green and dangerous?
A caterpillar with a bad temper!
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf!
Daffy-nition of a caterpillar:
A worm in a fur coat!
What has stripes and pulls a tractor?
A caterpillar tractor!
What do you call a bug dance?
A moth ball!
Why was the little insect crying?
It wanted it’s moth-er!
How are caterpillars and babies alike?
They both creep and crawl!
Why did the boy throw the butter out of the window?
He wanted to see the butter-fly!
Who is the king of the insects?
The Monarch!
What’s it called when a moth cries?
A moth-bawl!
What is the greasiest bug?
The butter-fly!
Question: What do a moth, a butterfly and a fish have in common?
Answer: Scales!
FACT: Everyone knows that fish have scales. But, what about moths and butterflies? Well, it will probably come as a surprise to you to learn that the powder-like substance on the wings of moths and butterflies is actually tiny layers of scales. These layers of scales help give butterflies and moths their beautiful color. They also give out a special smell from some male moths and butterflies that make the females like them.
Riddle: I don’t like BUTTER, and I’m not a FLY. Whoever named me made a bad try. When I’m not flying up too high, you might chase me when I flutter by.
Answer: butterfly
Riddle: Milkweeds are on what it feeds, Only this—no other weeds. Nothing else will suit its needs. It’s a BUTTERFLY, orange dressed, And a MONARCH ranked o’er the rest. Of lesser rank is the Viceroy that mimics it as a protective ploy.
Answer: monarch
Riddle: I’m just an egg at my birth then hatch to larva and gain girth. Then to pupa I transform before I change to adult form. It really is a wondrous marvel that when I am young and larval I look so ugly to the eye, but later am a butterfly. What is the word that you should know for the process I undergo to change in form as I grow to butterfly from forms so low?
Answer: metamorphosis
Did you hear about the little caterpillar who joined the Army?
He’s now in the Apple Corps (core).
Have you ever seen a butterfly cry?
No, but I’ve seen a moth bawl!
How do you milk a caterpillar?
Find a very low stool!
Daffy-nition of a butterfly
A worm that’s won its wings!
Why do moth actors fly toward candles?
They want to be flame-ous!
Where do you read about Hercules the Caterpillar?
In Greek Moth-ology!
What did the Hollywood producer tell the caterpillar after it’s screen test?
Don’t crawl us, we crawl you!
How do caterpillars fight?
They walk all over each other!
Which bug would have helped Samson hold up the building?
The cater-pillar!
What’s the best kind of insect soup?
A moth broth!
When did the moth get sick?
When it ate a polyester sweater!
Why did the moth need to chase the lightning bug?
Because the moth couldn’t read in the dark!
Where do butterflies go to read books?
At branch libraries!
What did the bad caterpillar say when he was arrested?
